I was sitting at my desk today and I busted our laughing as a recalled this particular day. Oh the experiences in life that later bring you such humor.So back in March, on a random day that I was alone in the office I had a horrifying encounter with a roach. I had no-one to speak to except for Raquel on Instant Messenger and really only she could understand the fear that was in me. Seriously those little bastards freak me out. You would think they were 6ft monsters coming to get me if you saw my reaction to them.
Nonetheless, I hope this brings you a little chuckle.Enjoy!
AMY OMG there is this HUGE roach on the wall!!
AMY I’m dying!!!
RAQUEL Throw a file at it
AMY My boss always kills them!!!!
RAQUEL Sounds like a problem
AMY This is why i need her.
AMY Yea this building has a roach problem =/
AMY It’s totally creeping me out!!!
RAQUEL You need to kill it now before it disappears
That’ll be worse
AMY I’m not touching it!
AMY You know i am terrified of them!
RAQUEL I didn’t say to caress it. I’m saying kill the fu*ker!
AMY like seriously it is scaring the shit out of me!!
AMY We don’t have RAID!!!!
RAQUEL LOL. Throw something heavy at it.
AMY I’ll probably miss~
AMY HELP MEEE~!!!!!!!!!
RAQUEL Hiss at it
AMY I’m hissing!
RAQUEL <- LOLing
AMY It’s not working!!
AMY OMG it’s getting closer!!!!
AMY WHAT DO I DO!!
AMY I am bugging out here
RAQUEL Don’t move. They’re like dogs. They can smell fear.
AMY I just drowned it in Fantastik!
AMY It’s not moving
AMY I emailed u a picture
RAQUEL DUH it’s busy gasping for air
RAQUEL Thanks for the visual lol
AMY I keep looking down @ the floor to make sure he’s still there.. LOL
RAQUEL It hasn’t moved right
AMY Nope…he’s still there DEFEATED!